Keylen age 5:  I will listen with my ears. I will be respectful to my friends and teachers.

Keylen age 5: I will listen with my ears. I will be respectful to my friends and teachers.

 PRESCHOOL GRADUATION  - I THOUGHT ZOO KEEPER SOUNDED ODD FOR KEYLEN SO I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT. HE SAID HE CHOSE "DEADPOOL" but the teacher said 'no' and zoo keeper was all he could come up with on the spot.

PRESCHOOL GRADUATION  - I THOUGHT ZOO KEEPER SOUNDED ODD FOR KEYLEN SO I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT. HE SAID HE CHOSE "DEADPOOL" but the teacher said 'no' and zoo keeper was all he could come up with on the spot.

 legitimate question... 

legitimate question... 

 he's not always salty...sometimes he's sweet :)

he's not always salty...sometimes he's sweet :)

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 Keylen's daily motivation: "YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE YOURSELF. IF YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE."

Keylen's daily motivation: "YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE YOURSELF. IF YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE."

 First assignment of 1st grade - getting to know Keylen. ALl of this sounds about right. 

First assignment of 1st grade - getting to know Keylen. ALl of this sounds about right. 

 KeYLEN AGE 6 : I will treat my friends kindly. i do not want to miss lunch recess again.

KeYLEN AGE 6 :I will treat my friends kindly. i do not want to miss lunch recess again.

I sat out 2 of 4 recesses and was only sent to the back of the classroom once. So overall, it was a really good day today.
— Keylen
 just learning some yoga moves from my main man.

just learning some yoga moves from my main man.

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 KEYLEN IS "ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE" THERE ARE OTHER LIVING things OUT THERE..."LIKElY WITH WOODEN HEADS." --I don't ask questions.

KEYLEN IS "ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE" THERE ARE OTHER LIVING things OUT THERE..."LIKElY WITH WOODEN HEADS." --I don't ask questions.

 TRUE STORY: I HAD TO GET MY EYE BANDAGED TWICE FROM KEYLEN POKING IT. GLAD HE REMEMBERS ;)

TRUE STORY: I HAD TO GET MY EYE BANDAGED TWICE FROM KEYLEN POKING IT. GLAD HE REMEMBERS ;)

 1st Grade story assignment: I think he may need a new agent to renegotiate his terms though.

1st Grade story assignment: I think he may need a new agent to renegotiate his terms though.